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Intellectual Froglegs Joe Dan Gorman Presents ‘Liberal Farm’ (Video)


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Intellectual Froglegs Liberal Farm

At least once a month our good friend, Joe Dan Gorman, creates a video installment of Intellection Froglegs. And trust me, you don’t want to miss a minute!

At first glance, you’ll notice these are long-form videos — almost 30 minutes. But don’t let that deter you! Once you start an IF video you won’t be able to pause or stop it until the very end.

Joe Dan has a genius of combining crazy and stunning videos, with rocking music and hilarious narration that does more that keep your attention, it entertains big-time.

In addition to the off the charts entertainment value, you’ll learn a thing or two or three about current events and politics that you will never see or hear on Mainstream Media.  Such as the quick segment in this installment, ‘Liberal Farm,’ with clips from Hillary synched to the background music of Elton John’s “The Bitch Is Back.” Come on. Is that not perfect?

Or how about the segment where Joe Dan reveals Trump’s super power: the ability to drive certain people crazy!

No one is safe from JD’s cutting wit (segment music Scorpions “The Zoo”):

Robert DeNiro said, “Trump might have been exposed to a quality education, but he’s still an idiot.”

Okay. Let’s break this down.

Donald J. Trump is a billionaire businessman and the leader of the free world. Hmmm.

What does that make you, Bobby? (laughs)

So take a load off, grab a beverage, and have fun watching the latest good times on Intellectual Froglegs, “Liberal Farm.”

 Author: Tami Jackson

Survivor Texas: Will the Snowflake Contestants Live to Tell the Story?


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Survivor Texas Pink Prius

Due to the popularity of the ‘Survivor’ shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: ‘Survivor – Texas-Style!’

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, Texas, drive to Waco, then to Austin, then to San Antonio, then over to Houston, and, down to Brownsville.

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They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth.

Finally, back to Dallas.

The total trip will cover approximately 2,667 miles of hot, dusty Texas.

But that’s nothing. Nada. No big deal. Oh the contestants will have to drive friendly, it’s the Texas way.

But wait. There’s more!

Now here’s the catch:

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. “I’m A Democrat”

2. “Amnesty For Illegals”

3. “I Love The Dixie Chicks”

4. “Boycott Beef”

5. “I Voted For Obama”

6. ” George Strait Sucks”

7. “Re-elect Obama In 2016”

8. “Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor”

9. “Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born”

10. “I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer”

11. “Barney Frank Is My Hero”

12. “I Side With Jane Fonda”

13. “It’s Bush’s Fault”

14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion

And the last sticker is…

15. “I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns”!!!

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins ‘Survivor Texas’!

More Politically INCORRECT Cartoons and Memes for Thursday March 22, 2018


Atheist Tells A Girl “There Is No God.” He Went Silent When She Said This.


This joke, with a clever comeback from a young girl was emailed to us by a reader. Read it below.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

Some Politically INCORRECT Cartoons and Memes for Wednesday March 14, 2018


Intellectual Froglegs ‘Emails From My Unicorn’ With A.F. Branco Cameo! (Video)


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Joe Dan Gorman

Our good friend, Joe Dan Gorman, after brief hiatus to upgrade old equipment, is back with a new and improved (technically) and predictably hilarious Intellectual Froglegs installment. If you’re unfamiliar with Joe Dan, a little of his bio from IntellectualFroglegs.com:

Born in Dallas Texas, and raised in the hills of eastern Kentucky…. Joe Dan Gorman spent most of his adult life in the southern Arizona real estate investment market…. Where he served as broker, investor and private consultant.  He was vice-president of the largest (at the time) real estate investment company in southern Arizona.

When the real estate market collapsed in 2007, in combination with a multi-year custody battle for his son— Joe Dan lost everything. Within a 3 month period, Joe Dan’s Dad died, his son was taken and his livelihood collapsed.

In May of 2008 Joe Dan, almost 50 years of age at the time— moved to his Aunt Jean’s Kansas City basement.  And he could not find a job anywhere…. doing anything, not even working in fast food restaurants.

In 2009, Joe Dan produced his very first video on a laptop and the free Windows Movie Maker software that came with the computer.  “I will follow him” was the title and it hit over 200,000 views.  Soon thereafter, he became a semi-regular on KMBZ AM- Radio in Kansas City…. until he was banned after the station took a liberal slant.

In 2011, Joe Dan who was about to be baptized— was ‘dis-invited’ from his baptism KC church for asking too many questions.  He wrote about that here.

It was shortly after that when Joe Dan said God came into his life via the basement, and just a few months later— in 2012, Joe Dan created Intellectual Froglegs.

In 2013, he was nominated for Video Blogger of the Year at CPAC in Washington DC.

And now… his job is Intellectual Froglegs, where he makes just enough to produce the next episode.

Joe Dan has rejected corporate affiliations that require him to compromise his core Christian beliefs.

UPDATE: Through the grace of God, eight years later Joe Dan was reunited with his son JD in May of 2015. JD moved in with his Dad

If you’ve never watched one of Joe Dan’s IF episodes, you’re in for a fun time — I dare you not to laugh throughout the 29, fast-paced minutes!

Joe Dan combines fantastic photo stills with video and music and moves everything along so the viewer barely stops laughing at one bit of commentary when another moment of snarky hilarity begins.

And as an added treat this month, Tony Branco has a cameo mid-video!

Book mark Joe Dan’s site, IntellectualFroglegs.com, add his YouTube channel to your subscription list, and then pop some corn and get ready to watch 29 minutes of liberal-bashing fun!!

Joe Dan, you truly represent the great American pioneer spirit: you love God and country and won’t let situations get you down. You are a true “rugged individualist” imbued with a rare sense of humor, a perfect combination for commentary off the beaten path!

#GodBlessYouJoeDan

With permission from Intellectual Froglegs

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