10 Naughty Bureaucrats, Brands, And Buffoons Who Deserve Coal In Their Stockings This Year
BY:ย JORDAN BOYD AND SHAWN FLEETWOOD | DECEMBER 14, 2023

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JORDAN BOYD AND SHAWN FLEETWOOD
Christmas is supposed to be a season for love, comfort, and joy, but the arrival of the holidays means the grinches, scrooges, and corrupt politicians of the world are lurking. This year, unfortunately, yielded an abundance of bureaucrats, brands, and buffoons who blew their shot to make the nice list when they sacrificed common sense and dignity for partisanship and radicalism.
Merry Christmas to everyone except these naughty no-gooders!
1. Jack Smith
Special Counsel Jack Smithโs association with the corrupt Department of Justice alone was enough to land him in Santaโs bad graces. Smith further solidified his place on the naughty list when he brought two โlegally flawed and politically shadyโ cases against former President Donald Trump over classified documents and the Capitol riot on Jan. 6, 2021.
Smith also demanded the court gag Trump from criticizing him, President Joe Biden, and other deep-state bureaucrats for their hyperpartisan prosecution of his First Amendment right to claim that the 2020 presidential election was stolen, which D.C. District Judge Tanya Chutkan eagerly agreed to do.
2. Letitia James
James is on the naughty list for following through on her campaign promise to sue Trump, his children, and the Trump Organization for allegedly โgrosslyโ inflating their assets in financial statements by billions of dollars.
Despite bringing a case with โno meritโ and โno evidence,โ James continues to work with Arthur Engoron, a judge of the Supreme Court 1st Judicial District in New York, to silence Trump and keep him from conducting business in the state of New York.
3. David Weiss
Every time a bell rings, a corrupt Department of Justice official like Delaware U.S. Attorney David Weiss gets named special counsel.
Weiss and the DOJ deliberately choked the IRSโs tax crime investigation and charging recommendations for Hunter Biden because they didnโt want to damage the elder Bidenโs presidential chances.
After a federal judge denied Hunterโs initial sweetheart plea deal, the Biden son was eventually charged with several tax-related felonies and misdemeanors, but Weiss failed to indict him for any foreign influence-peddling or registered foreign agent violations.
House investigators warned the tax charges would never have happened without the testimonies of IRS whistleblowers the DOJ tried to silence.
4. Joe Biden
Biden may not technically have a stocking since his family was publicly shamed into ditching the tradition after leaving their seventh grandchild out of last yearโs display, but heโs for sure getting coal for Christmas (for the second year in a row!) for repeatedly denying his role in the Biden family influence-peddling scheme.

Thereโs plenty of evidence that Joe, the Biden family brand, financially benefitted from arrangements his brother and son made with foreign oligarchs. Emails, texts, voicemails, bank records, receipts, White House visitor logs, photos, and sworn witness testimonies from Biden business associates suggest businessmen with ties to some of the nationโs top adversaries eagerly lined the Biden familyโs pockets with cash, diamonds, and coveted board positions in exchange for proximity to the then-vice president.
5. Senate Republicans
Senate Republicans certainly donโt deserve presents this year. They may not even deserve your votes.
Their gravest 2023 mistake by far was working to take down one of their own, Sen. Tommy Tuberville, for daring to hold the Department of Defense accountable for its embrace of Bidenโs radical abortion agenda. Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer later thanked the GOP senators for curbing Tubervilleโs protest of the Pentagonโs baby-killing activism.
The upper chamber GOP didnโt stop there. They were also indefensibly silent on Biden family corruption and impeachment, ignored their constituentsโ feelings about taxpayer-funded abortion, and spent a majority of the year simping for Ukraine. It was only when it was no longer politically beneficial to put a foreign country over their own โ a move many Americans have long opposed โ that they started to pivot.
6. Elite Universities
Presidents from three of the nationโs top universities refused to admit that student calls for Jewish genocide following Hamasโ Oct. 7 attack on Israel violate their schoolsโ codes of conduct. Backlash ensued, prompting both University of Pennsylvania President M. Elizabeth Magill, who faces a forced resignation, and Harvard President Claudine Gay to issue apologies days after the hearing.
In an interview with the student newspaper The Crimson, Gay blamed her delayed condemnation of antisemitism on a failure to โreturn to my guiding truth.โ As one clever X user noted, Harvardโs slogan is โveritas,โ not โveritas mae.โ
7. Los Angeles Dodgers
Who doesnโt love a good baseball game? There are rowdy fans, Cracker Jacks, and โ drag queens? Well, at least at Los Angeles Dodgersโ games there are.
Instead of focusing solely on the sport โ which is what any real fan cares about โ the Dodgers decided to honor an anti-Christian drag group during this yearโs โpride nightโ game. Known as the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, this groupโs members mock Christians by dressing up as so-called โqueer and trans nunsโ and performing highly offensive acts on biblical symbols, including the cross.
While initially disinviting the group after public backlash, the Dodgers caved to the leftist mob by apologizing to the Sisters and begging them to attend the โprideโ event.
If thatโs not worthy of coal this Christmas, I donโt know what is.
8. Bud Light
What better way to make the Yuletide gay than by chugging down a cold can of Bud Light?
After partnering with woman-pretender and TikTok influencer Dylan Mulvaney this year, the Anheuser-Busch brandโs sales tanked, with drinkers abandoning the beer quicker than Hunter Biden left town when he found out the stripper he had sex with was pregnant.
Sales got so bad that retailers could hardly even give Bud Light away for free. But that didnโt stop the beer giant from doubling down on its LGBT obsession by sponsoring various โprideโ events throughout the country.
9. Target
Target and the naughty listย go way back, but the companyโs partnership with aย Satan supporterย who called for the eradication of critics of transgenderism, and its โpride monthโ displays featuring โlight binding effectโ tops and โtuck-friendlyโ bottoms, angered millions of Americans.
A boycott prompted by Targetโs alphabet endorsement sent the once-beloved companyโs sales spiraling. Despite the clear connection between its embrace of radical gender ideology and flailing financials, Target ended the year promoting its line of LGBT-themed Christmas products, including gay and trans nutcrackers.
10. Taylor Swift
Miss Americana Taylor Swift may have won Timeโs Person of the Year, but that doesnโt mean she won over everyoneโs hearts. The pop starโs presence at boyfriend Mr. Pfizerโs โ er, Travis Kelceโs โ NFL games stole the TV cameras, sports announcers, and fantasy football apps away from Americaโs favorite Sunday evening pastime.
[RELATED: Taylor Swiftโs Popularity Is A Sign Of Societal Decline]








Political cartoon by A.F. Branco ยฉ2019.
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