(To be sung by children, K-12, every morning of their seven-day school  week.)*

The State is my shepherd, I shall not want.

It makes me lie down in federally owned pastures. It leads me beside quiet  waters in banned fishing areas.

It restores my soul through its control.

It guides me in the path of dependency for its namesake.

Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt, I will  fear no evil, For Barack will be with me.

The Affordable Care Act and food stamps, They comfort me.

You prepare a table of Michelle Obama approved foods before me in the  presence of my Conservative and Libertarian enemies.

You anoint my head with hemp oil; My government regulated 16-ounce cup  overflows.

Surely mediocrity and an entitlement mentality will follow me, All the days  of my life,

And I will dwell in a low-rent HUD home forever and ever.

Amen.

*Special Note: For union workers teaching their subjects this psalm in  government schools, it is to be regarded as a psalm of exquisite beauty. The  main subject is the watchful care that the Government extends over its  dependents and the consequent faux assurance that you must make them feel that  the State will supply all their needs. The leading thought—the essential idea—is  to get gullible Americans to fully believe that Big Government will provide for  them and that they will never be left to want. Make certain the dumb bastards  get that message, okay?

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