You Might be a Radical Muslim
Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the 
Polish, the Chinese, the French including French Canadians etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims?
Polish, the Chinese, the French including French Canadians etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims?We need to level the playing field for the sake of political correctness…
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
- If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a radical Muslim.
- If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes, You may be a radical Muslim.
- If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a radical Muslim.
- If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a radical Muslim.
- If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a radical Muslim.
- If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against, You may be a radical Muslim.
- If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a radical Muslim.
- If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a radical Muslim.
- If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a radical Muslim.
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