Ray Stevens New Video
Have you seen Ray’s latest Political Video….”If You Like Your Plan You Can Keep Your Plan”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fawv4vt5ZPI&list=UUBsJKELAwIQNCJT6_0FfQmA
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Comedian Ray Stevens Hammers Liberals on Illegal Immigration
Read more at http://lastresistance.com/6473/comedian-ray-stevens-hammers-liberals-illegal-immigration/#6ltgVEFjhcmCWbgc.99
July 15, 2014
Watch as Comedian Ray Stevens enlightens us to the dangers of illegal immigration in his own spectacular way – through his gift of song. This one is a couple of years old, but still relevant.
Make sure to check out Ray’s website too!
http://youtu.be/WgOHOHKBEqE
“Hello this is the IIAP, illegal immigration assistance program. A taxpayer funded division of Oaknut. For Spanish press one, Portuguese two, Arabic three, Farsi four, French five, Swahili six, German seven, Italian eight, and if you insist on English please stand by.”
If you thinkin’ about illegal immigration,
Be careful when you’re choosin’ the nation
‘Cause breakin’ the law in some countries is frowned upon.
Imagine that.
Sneak into China and they’ll call you a spy
And ship you to Mongolia till you die.
And in Sudan they’ll hang you and the camel you rode in on.
Yeah, and don’t go ahikin’ and enter Iran,
Or you might never be heard from again.
And in Mexico, you might face a firing squad.
Yeah, and forget all about going to North Korea.
That’s a great example of a bad idea,
So when it comes down to it, there’s only one option you got.
Yeah, come to the USA.
There’s no penalty to pay
Should you get caught illegally immigratin’
Come to the USA.
It will be your lucky day
‘Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin’
Like health care, welfare, free education,
Help with your voter registration
And drivers license and credit cards
And license plates for your old car.
Lots of jobs for you to do
And employers who’ll turn a blind eye, too.
Come to the USA!
No need to worry about the Constitution.
We’ll help you start a house of prostitution
If that’s the kind of work that you wanna do.
You see, those gringo infidels are crazy.
They’ll give citizenship to your new baby.
So, you see, there’s really only one choice for you.
Come to the USA.
There’s no penalty to pay
Should you get caught illegally immigratin’
I said come to the USA.
It will be your lucky day
‘Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin’
Yeah, you get public housing and cable TV
And food stamps and even government cheese.
The borders are a swinging door.
Go home for a visit and come back for more.
There’s sanctuary and amnesty.
Bring the whole famn damily eventually.
Yeah, come to the USA.
“This has been a public service message sponsored by Oaknut, dedicated to the collapse of the American way of life. Ahahaha, yeah.”
“This video and song are dedicated to the hard-working American citizens who were born in other countries and chose to “Come to the U.S.A.” the right way.”
Ray Stevens Embraces the Obama Budget Plan
http://conservativebyte.com/2014/02/ray-stevens-embraces-obama-budget-plan/#tpfxz5h6L7mLzsLt.99
Posted on February 1, 2014 by Conservative Byte
Somehow liberals think this is a good thing.
Check it out:
Ray Stevens Blasts Obama in Song!
http://eaglerising.com/4051/ray-stevens-blasts-obama-song/#hFf4mFCzUigCqE8H.99
By Onan Coca / 10 January 2014
Here is one of our favorite bits of satire from a master of the genre, Mr. Ray Stevens!
It may be just our personal opinion, but we think Mr. Stevens hits the nail on the head with his depiction of the President.
I’m not sure there has ever been a politician more ripe to be made fun of…and yet we’ve seen too little of it. It’s nice to see that some comedians still have the guts to mock our “leaders.”
Mr. President, We got record foreclosures, folks are losing their homes, the banks got money but they won’t make loans, the taxes are bringing small business to their knees, and we owe our soul to the Red Chinese. Mr. President, Mr. President, what are you going to do?
Well, I’m going to take off my coat and roll up my sleeves, turn on the teleprompter and give another speech, act real cool and talk real soft, then go out and play another round of golf. Throw a party at the White House and give a big show, board Air Force One and away I go, up to New York, take Michelle to a play, shoot a few hoops and call it a day.
But Mr. President! We got illegal aliens crossing our borders, and drug lords committing mayhem and disorder, states are going broke trying to pay their benefits, bond markets in the toilet, job markets in the pits, Mr. President, Mr. President, what are you going to do?
Now listen real close, hear what I say, never let a good crisis slip away, you got to look at things out of my window, what’s bad for America is good for my agenda!
Mr. President, what are you going to do?
I’m going to take off my coat and roll up my sleeves, turn on the teleprompter and give another speech, act real cool and talk real soft, then go out and play another round of golf. Throw a party at the White House and give a big show, board Air Force One and away I go, to blame George Bush and his capitalist ways, shoot a few hoops and call it a day.
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